While Alexander Khavanov had no points in game 13, he had a scoring frenzy in game 14 with 4 points despite picking up no defensive points. Did I mention that the man only has a .55 ppg average? His four points helped the Damage to a 30 point win against the (then) first place Phobes in game 14.

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Woo hoo! Party!!!

Uh, thanks, but I don’t need to see that. The picture was plenty, thanks.

Party!!! Woo hoo!!!

At a loss for words, this reporter decided to go look for a wine cooler. If you can't interview 'em, join 'em.