Week 6: Teemu Selanne


OK, so my Photoshop skills aren't THAT great

Teemu got four of the Damage’s 12 points in game 11 and one point of the Damage’s 11 point total in game 12. Needless to say he couldn’t help them to a win in either game, but he sure did try hard.

So how do you feel about your performance?

Uh huh huh huh. I scored.

Yes you did. You have a 1.24 ppg average.

Uh huh huh. I score a lot. I totally score.

It’s kind of hard to believe really.

Shut up you buttmunch.

You hardly scored at all this week.

Shut up dillhole.

Ouch. That hurt.

Uh huh huh. Your head’s swelling up. Uh huh huh huh.

At this point in the interview MTV started showing a Metallica video, and everyone lost interest.

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