It was a rough week for the STD, who lost two heartbreakers—the LPS and the SS managed to eke out two-point wins in Games 31 and 32 respectively. This brings the Damage to 12-20-0 on the season. If memory serves, the Damage need to pick up a few wins to avoid their worst season in franchise history. Unfortunately, the Monkeys did not help their chances this week. The Monkeys invited Oleg Petrov to perform a marriage ceremony for the BM’s management on February 22. Oleg apparently thought his .6 ppg average would keep him out of the starting lineup when he flew to Nashville to commence with the nuptials. His absence from the team kept him from scoring and probably cost the Damage a couple of points in the standings.

In lieu of an interview (for reasons that will be revealed shortly), here are a few photos from the ceremony: