Week 12’s Tire of the Week is none other than Todd Marchant. Todd averages .96 ppg, but this week he defied the odds and proved his worth. Todd scored two goals and two assists to help lift the Damage past the Muscle, 26-16. He also managed an assist in the painful 16-15 loss to the Phobes.

We caught up with Todd on a hike through the mountains (that’s me trying to keep up in the back).

So Todd, big week.

Yeah. I was just happy that I could contribute and help the team.

That was your first 6-point game this season, right?

Yeah. You just have to keep your nose to the grindstone, keep at it, play every game like it’s your last, and it’s not over til the fat lady sings.

Listen Todd, I think that I’ve walked about ten miles now so you’d better stop with the clichés and give me something I can use in my article. Where are we going anyway?

I think we're going to the kingdom of some Dark Lord...

Not Doug Wesney?

Yeah, that sounds right. That old man in the front told me I had to carry this puck and cast it into a fiery net.

But you can't fight against the ruler of Planet Luck! This quest is hopeless! We'll all be cast to the bottom of the standings!

Oh. Well, I'm just happy to be here, and God willing, things will work out...